Love ?

It’s after much deliberation that I decided to finally pen this one (Heck don’t smile I’m serious this time around!). Mostly as I was afraid that it would turn into something absurd and lusty (even vulgar!). Now that would hurt me a lot because the whole idea of love, although alien, is something I hold very close to my heart. But then from the inside of my heart *Author deceives himself on reading the line again and promptly puts his hand inside his shirt to see if something like that* I really had to write something for all the beautiful seniors leaving college this May nay. Burp! The emo stuff ends here and the show begins!!

Disclaimer: The author does not have a girlfriend (The address for sending applications for the aforementioned post will be provided on demand, however the author is contemplating an auction of the post on e-bay.) and believes firmly that he has not experienced true love yet. He states categorically that any resemblance of any girl mentioned in the following post to anyone’s girlfriend is purely coincidental (Well the author might have spotted her from faraway but that isn’t the author’s fault now is it!). No claims or lawsuits in this matter will be appreciated (Comments are welcome though!). The author has drawn inspiration from all the movies and songs he has seen and heard till date to write the following post. Hence any similarity might not really be coincidental (But gee you can’t sue me as there is no ad-sense or money making here). *thass puss bruss chuss* Oh that was the sound of the conditionality clause being read out. Thank you!



What is true love? A question asked since time immemorial (Recently an aspiring Archaeologist, yours truly of course, discovered traces of the question in question from Neanderthal-era texts.) by an unbeknown number of us meek homosapiens who unfortunately didn’t get the chance to experience the much hyped occurrence or were simply unlucky to not have recognized it *The author pauses and thinks of that line and shakes his head. He mentally makes a note to never think about him being in that category*. I believe that I haven’t experienced true love just yet. To be honest I’ve had my fair share of oh-my-god tomato-in-the-mouth bulging-eyes moments with many girls and crushes with a few such as her (that’s my fav pic of hers). Sometimes you get a look, a nod or even a smile and sometimes you don’t. Sometimes those pretty faces remain with you for a day or two and sometimes they don’t. Then another girl comes along and the sequence continues *The author advises all those smart-asses who were smiling to themselves thinking that was love to get a cold shower and drink a hot coffee.The author smiles smugly after reading his own lines* . I feel cheated for not having been given the real deal. But as they say in The Shawshank Redemption “Hope is not a bad thing.” In the meantime however I’ve deduced exactly how I’m going to fall in love. *The author rummages around and finds the pop music DVD puts it on and gets to work*.


I am a self-confessed movie addict and I listen to many celluloid inspired singers as well hence I’m glad to announce that very unsurprisingly I have come to believe in love at first sight! and that there is someone somewhere destined to be mine. When I meet her I would know and so would she. Our eyes would meet and Ricky Martin, no wait not Ricky Martin, that would bring in a whole new dimension nay? Make that Enrique Iglesias instead. Yes Enrique would sing in the background
I can be your hero babe
I can kiss away the paint (the makeup on your cheeks i mean)
I will stand by you forever
Although at other belles I will stare
It would be absolutely picture perfect like the scene from The Godfather when Micheal Corleone meets Apollonia, like when Wall-E meets Eve. The glowering Sun would be shrouded by a blanket of silver clouds. The scene would take a light-bluish tint and the rest of the world would freeze momentarily. The air would be electric (Um yea you will be able to hear static-crackles) and then the heavens would open up drenching us! And that would be that! *The author re-reads what he has written and breaks down to convulsive and hysteric laughter*

I dedicate this one in general to all the seniors leaving us this summer and in particular to one whose absence I will probably mourn for a month (or so) although none of them stand a 1 in 1000 chance of reading this one.*Those who think they know the name of that senior are humbly requested by the author to stfu and others are requested to shout out their guesses!!*.

Keep hoping for true love and leave me a comment if you like it. I absolutely love comments you see.


End of the reel credits
To em pretty belles who are the heart and soul of this post.
To all those movies, songs and books which supplemented the lions share of it all.
e-bay and ad-sense for making celebrity appearances.

Play list
James Blunt- You Are Beautiful
Eric Clapton-Wonderful Tonight
John Mayer-Your Body Is A Wonderland
Etta James-At Last
Green Day-Wake Me Up When September Ends
Celine Dion-My Heart Will Go On
Abba-Honey Honey!(from Mamma Mia! Must listen)

Movie Dialogue I Like:
Another one from Bond. Tell me when you are fed up of Bond. This one is from Thunderball.
Money Penny: James how will you recognize her.
Bond: Couldn’t miss she has two moles on her left thigh.